australian made emergency Rootin kit

Every now and then every one of us has been a Dud Root and there's nothing you can do about it, it will happen again!

Here at Rootin we hope our product prevents you from being a Dud on the Presentation and hygiene side of things with our compact emergency Rootin kit. You can concentrate on perfecting your game instead of looking and smelling like you've just finished one.

If it's your first time, the hot thang from the office or the anything will do random you've just met because you're desperate! Our product is a must have because you never know when you're about to get lucky or unllucky.

We Are a proud Australian business that likes to do things the Australian way. Our product is West australian made but is not made from things like Kangaroo S#@t, Wombat jizz or Crocodile piss we promis!!

Fragrance, use as much as possible to rub off onto them warning other of your territor. 

Mouthwash just in case you have already been down on someone.

Deoderant, because you can never actually smell your own stench.

Nail clippers, surely internal surgery is not wanted.

Ear buds, not all wax is romantic.

A comb for the mo or the eyebrows if you're an older fella.

Wet wipes, to clean the fiddly bits so you can fiddle a bit.

Hair clips and ties to make it easier to grab and pull.

Find out what else is in the rootin when you purchase from the our online shop.

Happy RooTin